Anti-vaxxers dying of preventable diseases is just natural selection at it’s finest
A fake smile shows that you do care enough to hide the fact that you don’t care.
Bass (the fish) without the B is ass. Bass translated into German is Barsch. Barsch without the B is arsch, which translates to ass.
People who have never owned a dog have had to pick up every piece of food they’ve dropped in their home
Bragging about how little sleep you get is like bragging about not exercising or eating unhealthily.




